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wobbly loops

that mask i was prompted to search for in the basement and found (over in the truthiness thread, yesterday) will be en route to an acquaintance-chained emergency room doctor in kissimmee, florida, via usps tomorrow, if all goes well at the post office. serendipitously, i also happened to have a large-enough bubble-mailer and $4 in odd old stamps available.

check-in-wise, just to update a tale left mid-stride last episode, whereas yesterday little oomph went from freaking out and losing balance when they noticed i wasn't holding them anymore to excitingly riding alone for up to thirty seconds, today little oomph worked up to being able to ride indefinitely, in big wobbly loops, and even to steer a bit. the starting and stopping still leaves a bit to be desired; there were some falls, some bouts of tears, a multiparty collision with some soccer-playing boys (who, after, were very, adorably, concerned that little oomph was ok), their ball, little oomph and myself, running alongside. there were some moments of terror and some crying, but little oomph was game. the child's mother was there for much of the time, took some videos, did some running, voiced some praise before heading to the grocery store. eventually i commented that at this rate i'd have to switch over to a zone-defense. what's that? i'll have to tell you next time we rest, i panted. so i got to be jock dad explaining a sports metaphor -- not my usual lane! not sure i did a great job, little oomph not knowing very much about the gameplay of the several sports i referred to, or what offense and defense are, as far as i can tell. i guess little oomph humored me, pretending (?) to follow my breathless dadsplaining. and, after some time, i did get to stand mostly still, toward the center of the big wobbly loops, only occasionally sprinting to intervene when it looked like little oomph might ride straight into a fence or wall or another child, and mostly not having to. even grew calm enough to hoist the phone and shoot some video, myself.

i'm quite proud of little oomph & very happy with the rapid accomplishment. and exhausted and quite debilitated with allergies from running so long and breathing so hard in the chill breeze on this perfect, pollen-filled spring day. also: i didn't have a heart attack and am probably far enough past flu (and subsequent cold and acute allergies) to be increasingly confident it has probably not been sars-2 coronavirus.


take care of yourselves; care for others; keep eviscerating the bullshit while bringing the humor, hope, humanity and sense.