Hellmark Press

Look upon Despair, ye ignoble, and Work!

20151217

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will no one rid me of that troublesome priest?

I want a little yellowcake on my plate I want a little uranium-238 I could stand the attention make a little noise I feel so hopeless, fe...
a constitution against things prohibiting
amoratory

she didn't ask me to write her any grand amoratory of dream, to test my viscous ink in fevered frenzy's eloquent extreme and, lettin...
fun with the bratii and antihumor

cast: E__ - 12; P__ - 11 ; K__ - 9(ish?); S__ - 6(ish?); J__ - 9 mo. Fun with the bratii was had this year on two occasions while they staye...
release the drones

Dear Norm, I hope this note finds you well. I know it's been a long time, but the outrages continue, Norm, and I just couldn'...
yo di lay tee hee haw

"I must look like a real jackass in this Pippi Longstocking costume!" Tom brayed.
ain't no writ to fix stupid

all them other they ran around lonely wakin' over til the sheriff said so & the way they fine up til the goldielocks a lotta men&#...
bibliomantic branks

In that part of my home where I entertain guests, or lounge on my own, books tend to accumulate. There is always, of course, the dictionary,...