this is not the mayonnaise*
in fact, as you might infer from this closely related blank white card made by another player during a rage-against-the-mayo-card-featuring game, the mayonnaise is in fact a certain war correspondent on a certain cable news service, some time circa the spring of 2003, within the few weeks of the brief american armed engagement in iraq.
me? i tried to impersonate aaron brown, from CNN when subject to the latter card.