Hellmark Press

Look upon Despair, ye ignoble, and Work!

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will no one rid me of that troublesome priest?

I want a little yellowcake on my plate I want a little uranium-238 I could stand the attention make a little noise I feel so hopeless, fe...
amoratory

she didn't ask me to write her any grand amoratory of dream, to test my viscous ink in fevered frenzy's eloquent extreme and, lettin...
java lamp

better than a lava lamp, the french press pot atop the oft-repainted radiator cover deliberately set there by the window sill to catch a...
fun with the bratii and antihumor

cast: E__ - 12; P__ - 11 ; K__ - 9(ish?); S__ - 6(ish?); J__ - 9 mo. Fun with the bratii was had this year on two occasions while they staye...
numinous earworm bibliomancy!

a colleague and i recently lapsed into another lengthy episode of the earworm game in the office at the instigation of other coworkers' ...
ain't no writ to fix stupid

all them other they ran around lonely wakin' over til the sheriff said so & the way they fine up til the goldielocks a lotta men&#...
bibliomantic branks

In that part of my home where I entertain guests, or lounge on my own, books tend to accumulate. There is always, of course, the dictionary,...
the HSA blimp

Dear Norm, You didn’t believe me when I reported the black helicopters, even when their spotlights bathed your own cars on the commute, hove...