I say unto you,
If your prepuces
and Schwann cell nerve bundles
cause you to sin,
tear them out and
cast them away from you.
If your prepuces
and Schwann cell nerve bundles
may,
someday,
so cause you to sin
or expose you to
a marginally increased
statistical likelihood
of contracting a
sexually transmitted infection,
or require you to wash
with greater care,
have your guardians,
before you develop
the capacity to consent,
designate agents to
prophylactically
tear them out and
cast them away from you.
It is better that
you lose a part
of your body than
that your whole body
be cast into hell;
it is better to
have a member removed
than that, upon the
fulfillment of
certain preconditions,
your whole body be
subject to the
marginally increased
statistical likelihood
of contracting a
sexually transmitted infection.