i, too, dear reader, have tried to so seize some one thing about each job:
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ttara haseyo:
"'Sup? What's up? How're you doing?
I'm fine, thanks, and you?"
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double tall mocha
is that for here or to go
thanks please call again
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repetitive stress
oh carpal tunnel syndrome
cannot move fingers
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[template]
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adenine guanine
crawl around circuitous
perilous word bridge
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egomaniac
through chemistry may achieve
equilibrium
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side effects include
vomiting coma and death
call for free brochure
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read cases take note
then balance utilities
sleep deep and often
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subject the statute
and facts to analysis;
dispense warm justice
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[three bar haiku]
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if you get divorced
you are an honorary
statistical expert
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code those documents
fast if not well for you may
be cut tomorrow
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pizza and beer are
in the second floor kitchen:
they are not for you.
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unknown manager
says her ass is on the line,
demotivating
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debit issuance
proposal draft with legal
advice appended
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memo drafted at
counsel’s request re pending
antitrust lit’n
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we connect the dots
its all perfectly legal
that’s how we do it.