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long live north korean sexual equality

It is not the most recent of the Dear Leader's proclamations, but perhaps the Dear Leader's most ingeniously-conceived, fiendishly-outsourced, aptly-contracted, persuasively-delivered and delightfully-executed presentation of orthodoxy under the Juche, is this.

Also, it reminds me of one of those Philip K. Dick stories in which the protagonist is charged by the Party with the impossible task of determining which of two more-or-less indistinguishable test essays is heretical and which perfectly presents the party doctrine, before meeting God, who is an abhorrent incomprehensibly gelatinous mass of mind-bending terrible knowledge and loving intimacy, which, in turn, is not all that far off from the idyllic state the featured North Korean dialectical sexual equality proclamation yields, upon synthesis.