i orderedthe new t-shirts,
morbid and wry alike,
and they arrived
today. yay!
wry first. (left)
then morbid. (right)
maybe you've seen "i bought 200 shares of Apple today, adam..." and "hang in there!" before.
i also refreshed some old standbys:
a new "Make War Crimes
Tribunals - Not War" t-shirt
(wore out my first)
and a fresh batch of
"congratulations
on your new job"
disconsolation cards
Finally, a "Report Suspicious Activities" coffee mug, so that, while minimizing my waste of the mostly-waxed-paper disposable cups provided for use with the Sirius Cybernetics Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser at the office, while spreading good cheer and encouraging all my not-suspicious-enough peers to do their civic duty and mind the normative behavior of their neighbors under the collective threat of SUNB* or extreme rendition.* sudden unexpected non-being