1.
like a bullfrog croak
strokes a summer ev’ning’s calm,
tomb-side, the cry: “brraaaaiiinnnss!”
2.
zombies, mai-tais, and
a hurricane or two are
all okay with me
3.
if you’re lucky they
leave enough brainstem so you’ll
be a zombie too
4.
show me your brain and
my friends and I’ll stop gnawing
upon your entrails
5.
my standardized test
scores, not yours! nonny, nonny!
ha-ha, stupid zombie
6.
it’s all about brains
‘tho’ muscle’s good to chew and
viscera will do
7.
zombies, lacking brains,
will swallow anything whole,
and go on eating
8.
eat brain, drink liquor,
play with the slower children,
undeath’s nice in spring