not to suggest that there is a new job on or about this date for Oomph;
there is not. in fact, on or about this day, you might say, Oomph Cavilrest's
shiny new credential, acquired at some expense, first went into effect.
('m just tryin' to be ready, come that great day).
In related news, if you or someone toward whom you experience a dizzying and baffling array of emotions from the available spectrum of same, has recently gotten a job, or is considering having a job, or seeking a new job, or merely contemplating a change of positions within the general career trajectory, or a change of career, or if you know a precocious child prodigy with an entrepreneurial penchant and knack for capitalism, why not send that special someone an original hellmark press disconsolation card!
yay, jobs!