Hellmark Press

Look upon Despair, ye ignoble, and Work!

20031114

a special welcome

A special welcome to Fiona Jeanne, and concomitant congratulations to certain involved parties!
xmas.sux.vol.15: sorrowing sighing degrading denying

xmas sux xv: sorrowing sighing degrading denying 1. adeste fidelis – nat king cole 2. oh hanukkah – jack black 3. dance of the reed flute...
a new axis to grind

Dear Norm, The Persians are paving the foot of a hill in Rockville with a bunch of Hispanic laborers bearing heavy equipment in trucks and, ...
suspicious activity signs

Operation TIPS c/o Homeland Security Dear Norm, I drive under your Report Suspicious Activities signs frequently, and read them each time...
more like the 1/4 amendment, nahmean?

In a tough week for an already beleaguered fourth amendment, the Supreme Court of the United States shored up the "exigent circumstanc...
it's E Z

Dear Norm: I think Al Qaeda might be plotting to attack our great Gulf Coast ports specific chatter yet unsubstantiated says "two if by...
lawbar stress anecdotes, elicited

I really enjoyed law school. Really no aspect of the environment was as terribly stressful as widely assumed (and often insisted upon by gra...
just an ordinary day in the basement