Hellmark Press

Look upon Despair, ye ignoble, and Work!

20120218

release the drones

Dear Norm, I hope this note finds you well. I know it's been a long time, but the outrages continue, Norm, and I just couldn'...
the meat machine

the meat machine looks like Jesus in nikes but with bovine eyes not the overman's get your messianic endorsement: nail punching through ...
bibliomantic branks

In that part of my home where I entertain guests, or lounge on my own, books tend to accumulate. There is always, of course, the dictionary,...
temptation

" i bought 200 shares of Apple today, adam; you ought to think about getting into the market. " and thus for my friend, who wanted...
two, reiterate

in consideration of the awesome spectacles of teasing subtle observation from the dataglut and poignantly providing insight thereby despite ...
a refreshingly honest promotion

the, uh, image was taken by a friend of mine in coatesville, pennsylvania, perhaps obviously around the time of the "_Angus_burger...
Cry1Ab contamination made them grapes sour!

from Dinesh C. Sharma, over at India Today (a little bit cut up): Till now, [proponents of] GM crops have maintained that Bt toxin poses no...
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dear [insert name here] [formulaic language act] yours sincerely me