Hellmark Press

Look upon Despair, ye ignoble, and Work!

20120218

a constitution against things prohibiting
a refreshingly honest promotion

the, uh, image was taken by a friend of mine in coatesville, pennsylvania, perhaps obviously around the time of the "_Angus_burger...
suspicious activity signs

Operation TIPS c/o Homeland Security Dear Norm, I drive under your Report Suspicious Activities signs frequently, and read them each time...
sic, or credit where credit is, dude

credit where credit is, dude relating to thirth-party summons a few folsk do not sit on a pedistole in a nut sell it's selling hot cakes...
release the drones

Dear Norm, I hope this note finds you well. I know it's been a long time, but the outrages continue, Norm, and I just couldn'...
the meat machine

the meat machine looks like Jesus in nikes but with bovine eyes not the overman's get your messianic endorsement: nail punching through ...
A Spy on the Street Where You Live, pt. 2

And there’s Lerner and Lowe’s Fair Lady, herself also a figment from Ovid as Pygmalion’s Galatea, but, back then, she didn’t have a street, ...
going through the barn door

The Cavilrests are a proud and stubborn people, or, I have been led to believe so by the assertions and behavior of the handful of Cavilrest...