Hellmark Press

Look upon Despair, ye ignoble, and Work!

20100518

"OMG! Did you know, the first person to go postal actually worked for the postal service!"

spamsize

little man, little man don't you wanna be SPAM-size? you're a sham little man don't you wanna be SPAM-size? oxycontin, paris hil...
spider hole (buca di ragno) bouilliabaise

A-One an’ a-Two an’ a - 'Cause you'll be down in the gutter You'll be bummin' for cigarettes Bummin' for nylons In t...
suspicious activity signs

Operation TIPS c/o Homeland Security Dear Norm, I drive under your Report Suspicious Activities signs frequently, and read them each time...
the empty referent

once there was an empty referent. it was sad but did not know because it was only an empty referent. if it had known to ask, it might have a...
churchsign
ah vaudeville!

they used to tell me we were building a dream, that's what dictated my way when there was tar to spread, figuratively, on the informat...
gott im himmel

Dear Norm, My teacher Hates America . Please help! —Student Patriot
my model

actually, it's just my study of a visiting friend with a work ethic.