Dear Norm:
I think Al Qaeda
might be plotting to attack
our great Gulf Coast ports
specific chatter
yet unsubstantiated
says "two if by sea"
maybe bombs, maybe
by spreading toxins into
the water supply
check before you act
you would not want to wind up
all wet over some
blunder, sleeep on it,
don't act precipatately
haste makes waste, norm
they would deny and
degrade our ability
to help our people
by engaging our
emergency services
in the colonies.
don't fall for it, norm.
home is where the homeland is
and in the shelters.