Pedigree Ditty, assertin’ nothin’ but a species of evolutionary theory.
the Blues ain’t nothin’ but a good man worshipin’ Satan;
the Blues ain’t nothin’ but a good man worshipin’ Satan;
for a Blues man there ain’t nothin’ you can do to save him.
Rock ‘n’ Roll ain’t nothin’ but good men and women worshipin’ Satan;
all Rock ‘n’ Roll ain’t nothin’ but good men and women worshipin’ Satan;
but that backbeat gets you movin’, makin’ it damn near impossible to hate them.
Xtian rock certainly enhances the hellishness on earth;
Xtian rock just sucks so much it’s more like hell here on earth;
on his Xtian rock program Satan makin’ his full money’s worth!
& Metal ain’t nothin’ but Satan worshipin’ Blues played slow and very loud yeah!;
Metal ain’t nothin’ but Satan worshipin’ Blues played slow and very loud yeah!;
with Evil sounding Cookie Monster voices Metal draws the discerning crowd.
Dance music ain’t nothin’ but good men and women takin’ drugs ‘n’ worshipin’ Satan;
Dance music ain’t nothin’ but good men and women havin’ sex ‘n’ worshipin’ Satan;
‘though it ain't gonna help them, you’ll probably feel better if you pray for them.
Baroque music ain’t nothin’ but a record of good men’s talents used to glorify God;
Baroque music ain’t nothin’ but a record of good men’s talents used to glorify God, and
it’s baroque music and blues that the hardest rockin’ rockers use to rock hard!
Satan Worship ain’t nothin’ but an invention of the Spanish Inquisition (a-ah);
Satanic Worship’s mostly nothin’ but an invention of the Spanish Inquisition (a-hah);
Ergo, Satanists ain’t nothin’ but another sect of deluded crypto-Christians (ha-ha!)
Electronic music ain’t nothin’ but a series of ones and zeros;
Electronic music ain’t nothin’ but a series of ones and zeros;
but it still sells quite well packaged with the ethos of rebellious antiheros.
(and Rap ain’t nothin’ to fuck with)